Navel is for whoever stole themselves a pair of shoes out the foyer of a house party, anyone wearing basketball shorts, anyone waiting on their tax rebate, dishwashers, people who cook with seed oils, girls who wear hairpins, anyone who has been lolcow’d, cyberbullied, or horrifically trolled, those who have owned a Playstation 3, anyone who was on Omegle or Yubo ages 11-17, people trying to make their lives better, people who like kung fu movies, Uncles, Aunties, Nephews, Nieces (in a different way than nephews), anyone born in the release year of a Star Wars prequel movie, everyone I love, and everyone you love, too.